• You: Are you hungry?
  • What she says: I'm fine.
  • What she means: Lemme get some tater tots, oh and a slice of pepperoni pizza and also a basket of jalapeno poppers and some chicken nuggets, ketchup boat, three potato pancakes, a creamsicle, two quesadillas, a bread loaf, side of ranch, some pixie sticks, taco salad, order of ribs, aaaand a diet coke. no. strawberry shake. no. diet coke. NO. BOTH.

the-eagle-said:

The Most Popular Girls in Sküle

jakemalik:

taylorthebloody:

ppitte:

It has come to my attention that a lot of people haven’t played this game so pay attention:

Grab a friend and tie your hands as the following picture shows

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Now try getting yourselves free well maybe not free but apart from each other, so that the ropes aren’t tangled together, without opening the knots or otherwise removing the rope from around your wrists. It is possible.

im sorry friend but your arm must go

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nighttimemachinery:

because i was trying to protect you…

season 3a au in which cora and danny are best friends and that’s when danny learned about the existence of werewolves and the supernatural

fuglyselfie:

I need friends who’ll take cool aesthetic photos of me while I pretend I’m not looking 

bleeply:

i love being a cat owner and not being scared by sounds in the middle of the night because i already know who the fuck it is

wellhellomikey:

I’m on the floor

rubertkazinsky:

me watching sense8:

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